Share this postThe Bachelorpoemaweek.substack.comCopy linkTwitterFacebookEmailThe BachelorLyonAug 27, 20211Share this postThe Bachelorpoemaweek.substack.comCopy linkTwitterFacebookEmailYes, I'm a certified slob. My home is disheveled.My unwashed clothes overflow the pantry.My kitchen and bathroomare not salvageable. But it works. Because girlfriendsknow there's not another woman in play and understandchances are, I'm not gay.
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