The Bachelor
Yes, I'm a certified slob.
My home is disheveled.
My unwashed clothes
overflow the pantry.
My kitchen and bathroom
are not salvageable.
But it works. Because girlfriends
know there's not another
woman in play and understand
chances are, I'm not gay.
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